My "Other" Job

So I was driving to go sign a lease at the fabulous apartment complex of San Lagos when I drove by some day workers along the road. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, day workers will wait for someone to come hire them for day work. Hence the name. Well, as I'm driving by, I say aloud to myself in my car...(you all can hear this...I know it :) )
"I wish I had a job where I could just stand on the side of the road and get paid..."
STOP
"Oh my gosh, Alison, that's called prostitution!"

HAHAHAHAHA! Almost peed my pants laughing so hard. This was one of those moments I REALLY wished someone else was in the car with me...